me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
luigifucker69:

lecoffrebleu:

source

who is she
insanosylum:

sounds about right

insanosylum:

sounds about right

4gifs:

Do you feel blame?