primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:


nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.


not as bad as you couldve been 👍

primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

not as bad as you couldve been 👍

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oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

tatehorror:

When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

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ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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